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Give Me Novocaine

June 9th, 2009 (11:38 pm)
exhausted
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current location: The Bed.
current mood: exhausted
current song: Mandy Snoring

So, I gots a job. Before I tell you about it, just know how awesome it is, seeing as I've been looking for one for 2 years. I move up here, less than a month later, I have one. I'm so happy. I am a Subway 'sandwich expert'. So, I've been applying all over Cary/Raleigh for jobs since I got here. I got one callback, from Cracker Barrel. They ask me down to talk to a manager two weeks ago. I get there, only for the manager to say, "I'm busy, we'll schedule an interview." Never got a call back. Called THEM, asked for my interview, they say, ok, come down on Tuesday(a week ago). I said alright. So I went down there on Wednesday(Had to push it back a day in order to get a ride), only to be told that because I didn't give two weeks notice at the Cracker Barrel In Gainesville when I worked there, my rehire status is uneligible, and despite what I was told to the contrary, there is NO way around that. FUCKKKKKK. So I'm all depressed from that. Later that day, Mandys cell rings. I answer it, its Subway's owner and he wants me to come the next morning for an interview. During the interview, he asks if I'm hired, when can I start. I said asap. He says 'Be here at 5 to start training.' YEEEESSS!!!!!!!! So, I'm working up a storm, having a blast with a job again. I can't wait to start getting moneys!!!!!

PART 2:Scary times.

I was working the closing shift Saturday night. We had a slight rush, nothing huge. One guy is left in the store. He asks if we're hiring, I say I don't know, but I can give you an application if you'd like. He says sure. I go and get it and hand it to him. He takes it, and then immediately puts a note in front of the cashier.(Note:She's from Nepal and speaks like 5 words in English). I glance over at it, thinking he's asking her out or something. He then pulls up his shirt, exposing the pistol in his waistband and says Do what I fucking say or I'll shoot you both. Open the drawer and give me everything in it.
My reaction: Whaaaatttttttt....oh damn. So, listening to everything I've ever heard, I prepare to give him the drawer and cooperate. Slight problem. I'm so new I don't know how to open the drawer and she couldnt tell what he said. He's getting antsy, acting like hes about to pull the gun out. I finally make her understand that the drawer needs to open NOW and hand it straight to him so he calms down. He takes what he wants out of it, then tells me to get the 'lockbox' out of the back because he knows I have the keys. We have no lockbox. We have a safe, under the register, which time-locks and NO ONE can get in it. I try explaining this to him and he finally gets it. He tells me to disconnect the phone and throw one part of it one way, the other part the opposite direction. I do this, and he backs out of the store. I get Anjou down behind the counter in case he shoots through the windows, or his threat of an accomplice coming is true. I then run out and lock the front door in case it WAS true or he comes back for some reason. After which, I reconnected the phone and called the cops. They showed in about 2 minutes(genius pulled this half a mile from the town police station. I had her call the manager, then the cops got us out and cordoned off the building/got my statement. She of course couldnt give one.  After they did all their stuff and I've told the story to a ZILLION different detectives, the owner and manager showed up and we went back in and started closing early, all the while serving whatever customers came in. Later on, the cops came back and did a photo lineup with me, as well, as picking me up even later and driving me to where they caught some guy who might have matched the description I made, hoping I could give them a positive id. They also came by the apt last  night and did a second photo lineup. None of them were him. They think its the same guy who hit two other stores in that area the same day. What an introduction to the job, huh?

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Life(And Funny Quotes Of Recently)

June 1st, 2009 (04:40 am)
loved
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current location: The Bed.
current mood: loved
current song: Almost by Bowling For Soup

So, for those of you who don't know, I recently moved to North Carolina to be with a girl I love very much. After living in Florida all my life this is still taking some getting used to but Im having a great time.
Her Name is Mandy and she is amazing. For those who would like to know more about her, you can go here
[info]seized_my_heart 

Anyway, Life is pretty good right now. Still looking for a job, but I have an interview on Tuesday(Wish me luck!) And have some other places I can follow up on. Me and Mandy are getting along great. Sure, we fight sometimes, but the make-up sex is fantastic, and really, what healthy couple doesnt fight some of the time? Nothing is better than when we're good, putting on a movie we both like, lighting some incense, and giving her a full body massage to relieve some tension. I love her so much and cannot imagine life without her. She is my everything.
We're in the middle of 'Role Models' right now, but she wanted to take a bath so I figured I'd dash this off.
Im not very good at things like this, but hey, at least I'm trying, right? I'll see you guys soon :)



While at the pool, watching the smoke from the grill drift off:
Damn, looks like we're smoking up out here........Shit, every black man in the complex is probably headed this way.

Me:So, I was thinking earlier today while on the toilet....
Mandy:You do that a lot.
Me:We would get so much more done as a country if the President had one of THOSE behind his desk.


While watching Goblet Of Fire:
Mandy:Thats a BIG snake
Me:You gonna look at my penis all night or are we gonna watch the movie?

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The Greatest Birthday EVAR

May 22nd, 2009 (11:38 am)
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current location: The Bed
























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Think Ill Start It Over

May 21st, 2009 (04:59 am)
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current location: Where No One Will Ever Find Me
current mood: introspective
current song: Beyonce, overheard on headphones

So, if anyone cares, it looks like im back. I just made this decision so Im only posting this right this second. New songs, life updates, pics and such will be coming soonn. If I get decent response to this that is.

And thats all I have to say about that. Sleepytime now

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Porno is a four-letter word?

October 22nd, 2008 (11:18 pm)
current location: Hidden Oaks
current mood: dorky
current song: The Joker-Twiztid

So, my most eagerly anticipated movie of 2008, Kevin Smith's "Zack and Miri Make a Porno' isn't even out and already causing controversy. Of course, it just wouldnt BE a Kevin Smith movie without some. This is, after all, the man who put a donkey show in his last cinematic outing.
www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/daily-brief/2008/10/16/zack-and-miri-make-a-fuss

This time however, the issue at hand is the title. Seems that 'porno' is a little too obscene for our conservative nation. Now, I'm not saying anythings wrong with conservatism. I mean the last thing I want is to finally start blogging and then have riots reminiscent of The Netherlands, but cmon people...banning ads during baseball games, saying the poster cant be displayed with the full title? Just a bit ridiculous in todays enlightened and supposedly open-minded day and age. Wouldnt you agree? Anyone with me on this or am I just whistlin Dixie?





Also:If there are ANY superhero fans who haven't heard yet...well a couple things. All solid information. First off, Hustle and Flows' Terrence Howard has been REPLACED in the role of James 'Rhodey' Rhodes a.k.a., War Machine by Hotel Rwanda's Don Cheadle. .....yea. Thats what I thought too..idiots. Also, if you bought "The Incredible Hulk" or "Iron Man" on dvd, and want a little teaser for the upcoming Captain America movie, in Hulk, freeze frame during the Antarctica alternate opening and zoom in to the left of Bruce Banner. Seems our good buddy Cap was digitally inserted into the ice, just as he was before being thawed out in the comics. And in Iron Man, in the scene where Pepper first sees Tony getting out of the armor, pause and look at the tool bench behind Tony, and you can see the famous shield being built by Stark Industries.Some cool shit, man.

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The Devil Inside Me

October 21st, 2008 (02:31 pm)
current song: Meaning In Tragedy-As I Lay Dying

Tearing up my flesh/I wanna destroy myself/Which way will I self destruct next/I'd be dead by now if not for your help/Why must I hurt those who mean the most, to me/All this time I thought I was lost, but now I see/Only by giving it all up can I truly be free

   Telling lies that only I believe/Excusing behavior which rips you apart/The devil inside me is laughing up his sleeve/My one regret was breaking your heart/Self medicating for so damn long/I wanted to believe you were wrong/When you said I needed help/I only saw what was in it for myself

   Why did you stick around all this time?/Wanting to be loved but only getting lies/In return for the beauty you opened my eyes to/Well, If I were to die tomorrow, know that I love you/For all you are and ever might be/You've given me so many chances for free/So I'm slitting my wrists metaphorically/Cleansing blood is all I can see


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Disaster Movie

October 21st, 2008 (02:30 pm)
chipper

current mood: chipper
current song: Twiztid

It's the end of the world as we know it/If you really believe in that bullshit/Buildings are crumbling, bodies are falling/Look at line one sir, Godzilla is calling

  It feels like some disaster movie/So grab my hand and run along with me/Some fucking monsters destroying the world/But I could die happy if you were my girl/

  The beast from 1000 leagues is crushing the mall/And downtowns been claimed by a giant eyeball/I hate the fall, but itd all be better if you were by my side/I want you to know how I feel, so stare into my eyes babe, look deep down inside/


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Stay

October 21st, 2008 (02:29 pm)
current mood: nerdy
current song: We Don't Die-Twiztid

You always  knew that I was stronger than that/But where can you go when theres no turning back/I never knew if I could do this alone/I refuse to let you step down from your throne/It cant be this way forever/We should always be together.

I cant do this alone baby/I need your helping hand to guide me/I need to know that your beside me/When I'm down, on my knees/I'm begging you please, stay with me...stay with me

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The Streets of Gainesville

October 21st, 2008 (02:27 pm)
current mood: awake
current song: Gainesville Rock City-Less Than Jake

Sometimes life is lonely/Sometimes life is hard/Sometimes there is only/One place to go when youre scarred....                                                             

By the shit thats gone down/The way that things are/When your girlfriend dumped while you were stoned in her car/When things are gettin to crazy and your hindsights gettin hazy/Youre just tryin to get by but you hear sirens comin and so you gotta fly/No one understands you, yea you think no one knows/I'm here to tell you, youve got one place to go

  When your only choice is to be killed or to kill/The only place I wanna be are the Streets of Gainesville, yea..the Streets of Gainesville

Youre runnin from the law and youve got no way out/They caught you sellin pot and think they know what youre about/You just needa make ends meet/Now youre cornered goin down a one way street/Youre about to lose your mind/Just look around baby and see what you find/Your familys severed all ties/But in this town youve always got allies.

 Bridge:Its where I had my first beer/Its where I repierced my ears/Chillin with homies, goin to games/Dining hall food is pretty damn lame/Sleepin off benders in a strange dorm/Just dont be someone your friends have to mourn


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You(Don't Even Know It)

October 21st, 2008 (02:06 pm)
bouncy

current mood: bouncy
current song: No Children-The Mountain Goats

It's been 4 years or more/Since you walked out that door. Nothing has been the same/Nothing has taken away my pain/It seemed so good it should have been a sin/Now I wish you had never let me in/But I cant take it back/No you cant change the past

   If I never thought I loved you/I could never think I missed you/Everytime I'm thinking of you/I could wish I never kissed you/Someday youll wish for me/and I wont be wishin too/And you wont know what to do/And you dont even know it/but this song is about you

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